How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize