AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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