Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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