oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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