Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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