White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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