so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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