party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
