Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
