Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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