you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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