If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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