i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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