You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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