Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Do vagina's smell?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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