:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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