batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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