party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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