a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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