I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm like, not good at living.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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