I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
vagina is talking i cant
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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