doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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