i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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