i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I need to align my fucking chakras
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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