Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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