We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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