is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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