sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I don't think brook has ever known best
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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