And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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