you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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