he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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