im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize