I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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