weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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