Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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