we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
it glows. i had to have it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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