We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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