ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He has the fingertips of a God
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