i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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