There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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