I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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