Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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