quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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