I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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