I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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