her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
All I want is dick and wine.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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