No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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