i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You work out of a Hotel?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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