At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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