I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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