dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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