called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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