dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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