scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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